I thought I’d do this since BradyBunch is adopting the persona of Vanilla Ice, apparently.

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!

🧊 🧊 👶🏻
🧊 🧊 👶🏻
All right 🛑
Collaborate and👂🏻
🧊 is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and 🌃
Will it ever 🛑?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the 💡 and I'll 🔆
To the extreme, I rock a 🎤 like a vandal

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Yeah, I was going to post this blog of emoji lyrics, but it caught fire...

So enjoy whatever this turned out to be.

Somebody 📞 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣!
Shawty 🔥 burning on the 🕺 floor
Whoa!
(🔥 burning, 🔥 burning) What a gwaan!

Kingston
Let's go (hey, hey, hey)
🔴 1️⃣ (hey, hey)
Shawty got that super thing
🥵 than the ☀️ of south in 🇪🇸
Got me soon as I🚶🏻‍♂️through the 🚪, oh!
My 👝 started tickling
The way she dropped it low that thang
Got me wanna spend my 💵 on her, her

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I can be bautiful, lovely and fair
Silvery voice, long purple hair

La la la laaa
La la la laaa
La la la la la
La la la la la la

But it's only skin deep
For zim zabram ZIIIIM!!!

I know I talked about this song like, three blogs in a row, but this song is my jam, okay?

(Daytrip took it to 🔟)
Hey 🥖
Don't you 🐝 a meanie
💭 you wanted me to go ⬆️
Why you tryna' keep me teenie? Ah!

It's a 😴💭, he
Wished it on a 🧞‍♂️
👁 got fans finally
Ain't you wanting them to 👀 me

👁, I 💭 you want this 4️⃣ my life
4️⃣ my life
Said you wanted to 👀 me thrive
You 🤞🏻

Just 🗣 to me
What you want from me
Just 🗣 to me
What you want from me

👶🏻, let's go, uh

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"Flipping through all of these magazines
Telling me who I'm supposed to be
Way too good at camouflage
Can't see what I am
I just see what I'm not
I'm guilty 'bout everything that I eat
(Every single thing)
Feeling myself is a felony
Jedi level sabotage
Voices in my head make up my entourage

'Cause I'm a black belt when I'm beating up on myself
But I'm an expert at giving love to somebody else
I, me, myself and
I, don't see eye to
Eye, me, myself and
I

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When i listened to this

These guys came to mind

If your evil and on the rise you can count on the four us rider kicking you down, cause were good and shocker never beats us.

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i made a poll
the question was
“Do you do you do you wanna dance?”

And the choices were
yes
no
stahp singing you drangus

I’ve lost my mind
The skies are crashing around me
I’m left behind
Smoke obscures all I can see

You lead me down a dark path
But I’m who you blame for the aftermath
You’re screaming out
You’ve broken me down and I
Am left alone here to cry
Someone can someone please someone save me now

You’ve charred my heart into ash
I’ve become numb to the pain
You’ve driven us both to crash
And escape without a scratch

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Meh, this show’s got some good stuff about it, but I’m not the biggest fan.

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Happy Friday! As those of you who've followed my blogs lately might have heard, I've been publishing the sequel to "Late-Night Conversations", titled "Shaking Off Bad Memories", and as of tonight it is COMPLETE! If you've been holding off on reading it so you could see the whole story at once, now's your chance! And if you didn't know I was

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I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya
I will drive past your house and if the lights are all down, i'll see who's around.
One way or another, I'm gonna win ha, i'll get ya i'll get ya
And if the lights are out, i'll follow your bus downtown. See who's hanging out.
One Way or another, I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna give you the slip. I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya

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